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Don't fuck up my table


If you're looking for a unique present to gift to a someone with a great sense of humor, don't look any further than these horrendously to the point don't fuck up my table coasters. 

Made out of 4mm plywood measuring 90mm square.

These come in a set of 4, 6 or 8 coasters, and will look just fabulous on your coffee table.

Turnaround times vary from product to product, as the majority of my products are custom made to order, there is an approximate turnaround time to dispatch of 10 working days from your order being placed.  During busy periods, ie Christmas this may be longer.  If you need your item quicker, please message me here first and please note there may be a service fee for a rushed order.